9.10.2008
Earthquake rocks Iran...and Dubai
Just wanted to say that everyone here is fine. Ignorance IS bliss, after all!
9.04.2008
Dubai Heat Jokes
You know...it's so hot here that you really have to have a sense of humor about it. While we could have made up most of these based on experience, a few of them came from a Phoenix, Arizona jokester. Seems as though Phoenix and Dubai have a lot in common...weather wise!
90% of the below statements are actually true and we have experienced them!
The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
It is normal to take a soft-cooler bag to the grocery store for your cold/frozen items.
Long sleeves actually do make sense in the sun.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
You no longer associate bridges with water.
You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
You can make instant sun tea.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
Even the water in the toilet is hot.
You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face. Can't get it from the faucet!
The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
You discover that during June - September, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window. Even at maximum legal tinting.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps. You have hot water and hotter water.
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
If the swimming pool doesn't have a cooler, you don't want to get in it.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning because you would be seriously burned or possibly die.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
Your children ask what that wet stuff is on the windshield because they don't remember rain.
You never check the weather status...because it is always the same. Except for that rain on the windshield during January.
9.01.2008
Ramadan
In Dubai, the next month for Muslims and non-Muslims alike can be a tough one. With temperatures soaring into the 110-115 degree range (43-47 C), frequent intake of water is essential. During Ramadan, no one (including us) is allowed to eat, drink, chew gum, etc. in public from dawn until sunset.
This means very few restaurants are open and most businesses have reduced working hours. The restaurants that are open offer take-away (take-out) only. But don't eat that meal in your car...you can get arrested. You must wait (for non-Muslims) until you are in your own home before eating. Many non-Muslim women typically have bottles of water in their purses which can be consumed in a dressing room or other "private" area such as a restroom stall. Also, if you purchase food items at a store, you must carry them in a bag that does not show the contents. Last year, Lisa was completely unaware of this rule and was guilty of walking across the street with a bottle of Diet Pepsi. She noticed the stares of some passersby and Dwayne graciously educated her on the "rule." Having this bottle of uncovered Diet Pepsi is a temptation to Muslims and is also a sign of disrespect.
Now, the above rules regarding eating and drinking do not affect children. While age ranges vary, most Muslims consider the age of 10 as the age when they can start fasting.
Many non-Muslims here use this month as a period in which they try to purify themselves physically and emotionally - whether through diet, prayer, or other means. Many Christian churches around the world have a specified prayer schedule (including ours) of certain things to focus on during this month.
Lisa has chosen to give up all sweets this month...even mints and juices. Gum is still on the menu, however. Just not in public.
Just for fun...here are some Ramadan ads. It's commercialized, also.
Burger King: http://www.thedubailife.com/images/RamadanBK.jpg
Coke: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2085301152_3177151086.jpg?v=0
Lexus: http://www.thedubailife.com/images/ramadan_ad_lexus.jpg
McDonald's: http://www.thedubailife.com/images/macramadanad.jpg
Pepsi: http://smile93.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/pepsi-001.JPG
8.29.2008
Why did God make sand, Mommy?
These are just some of the questions posed by Ashlyn this week...usually on the way to school as
8.23.2008
Dubai Dolphinarium
8.04.2008
London: Day 4 and Ireland: Day 1
Our last morning in London was filled with the very fun activity of re-packing every single suitcase we had…leaving some in London and taking rest to Ireland. High fees for overweight bags forced this action. We had flights booked via RyanAir and evidently almost everyone's bags are considered overweight since their weight limits are fairly light. Lucky for us, our next booked hotel in London allowed us to keep our extra bags (mostly stuff from the US and clothing that we couldn't wear in colder, rainy Ireland) in their luggage room.
t basically means first come…first served on seats. Odd but it seemed to work. Also, if you wanted a beverage (even non-alcoholic) or snack on the plane...you had to pay for it. Not that you really need a drink or snack during a flight that lasted less than an hour!! We had rented a minivan at the airport and Dwayne bravely drove on the "wrong" side of the road while Lisa navigated. That was an odd feeling...you are both
driving on the other side of the road AND the steering wheel is on the right side of the car. We made it safely to our Bed and Breakfast...the Ashgrove House. It was absolutely lovely and was located on a road that led to the Bunratty Castle and Durty Nellie's. If you ever want to visit the Irish countryside and see the "real" Ireland...stay at this B&B. We had one of the best dinners ever at Durty Nellie’s that night and even took a horse-drawn carriage ride around the Bunratty Castle area. 8.03.2008
London: Day 3

nges every year, and our 2008 tour was much shorter than the one we took during the summer of 2007. We were able to see how they set the grand ballroom for a State dinner (wow)…everything is measured…but weren’t able to show Nana the Queen’s royal jewels (Lisa’s favorite part of last year’s tour). At the end, Kaleigh and Ashlyn drew a picture for the Queen. Their picture was rolled up into a scroll and the attendant tied a small red ribbon onto each one.We walked back to hotel through St. James’ Park where a marathon session of pigeon chasing ensued with Ashlyn in hot pursuit of the especially plump and slow British pigeons.
Dwayne and Lisa walked down to Piccadilly Circus to catch dinner at Planet Hollywood. Somehow, we got lost on the way back to the hotel…it was a nice diversion onto a street filled with Cartier, Gucci, D&G, etc. You know...a man's worst nightmare. Not that we actually shopped in these stores...but it was nice to look! It was a easy day all-in-all...trying to show Nana the biggest tourist spots in London...in three days...that's a tall order!
8.02.2008
London: Day 2

name BATH. We were warned not to touch or drink the water as it is not treated. What did we see as we descended down to the baths? People practically taking a bath in the baths. They are exceedingly hot and smell of sulphur and supposedly still have medicinal powers. We bought a small vial of the water to take home and place next to our St. Augustine water instead. Stonehe
nge…wow. Not on a hill like we thought, but still just as magnificent. Stonehenge is far out into the countryside, as you would imagine, but the road passes right next to it. We were shocked to see it just outside our bus window! We parked at the car park and we in such awe of the structures as we approached. The reason why we never take tours is this...yo
u are on someone else's time. We did it this time because we had a lot that we wanted to see in one day and this was the most logical way to do it. We were only left with 40 minutes at Stonehenge and we felt exceedingly rushed. We were able to walk around Stonehenge but didn't have the time to sit and gape and reflect as we had dreamed. We will go back one day and are very thankful we were able to see it, nevertheless!8.01.2008
London: Day 1

s make you feel confident in the flight, now doesn't it?) and severe weather, our flight left Atlanta at 9:15 pm instead of 6:40 pm. Our 8-hour flight arrived at the Gatwick airport around 10:30 am London time. Instead of settling down for a much needed rest, we headed out for some tourist attractions to get Nana (Dwayne's mom) acclimated to London. We took her over to the London Eye, rode a double decker red bus tour (The Original tour), and finished up our afternoon at the Hard Rock CafĂ© (which was good because it was insanely busy every other night we went by there). We stocked up on Hard Rock goodies and continued our “if there’s a Hard Rock..we will come” tradition.

